Yo, PLAYER. I appreciate the hard work you've been puttin' and all but I uh... well...I dunno how ta tell you this, but can ya focus on someone else? There's plenty'a others! Like that alien guy! Or that inventor gal?

...no? You're determined to ship me off?

At least my Pokemon'll be with me but this still bites, just so y'know!!

let me get this straight.

[dead eyed stare.]

You have - only the vaguest idea of what you're doing but an extreme desperate desire to try and help people because you think that it's going to help you ... what. Feel better? Because you're sad about some painful thing you experienced and you want to try and get those feelings out? You want to do something? Have some fun?

[very, very quietly.]

You sound like me.

Sure. Fine.
It's better than my current situation. And it will get you to shut up about my current situation.

So, on the one hand, I'm glad that you seeing that movie woke me up.

But on the other hand, now I'm pissed you won't let me sue for defamation of my family name!

I'm half his age and even I'm more mature than that!

Ha ha ha.

Making a gif compilation of me falling. So funny. So original. Bet you think you're clever or something.

I don't know what's more embarrassing, the fact there are that many videos on tiktok about it or the fact that now each one gets to live on in an infinite 2-3 second loop.

THAT WAS so GOOD!

( Spoilers for Superman (2025) )