Dear Player-Person Who Has Been A Pal For Some Time Now:

Just wanted to check in on ya to see how you're doing! Raph can't help but be a little, ah, concerned over your current routine. If we can call it a routine— maybe a recent routine? Something you picked up on an' off, more or less?

Whatever, skipping ahead: I know you've been stressing out, but I think it would be good to get a little nap in once in a while! Or have a completely normal sleep schedule! Seriously though, you need to get some regular hours in! It's like training! Training takes time an' dedication!

If anything, don't be like Donnie!

Hey, I don't write the copy! But fine, lemme reassure you right here: I'm not gonna drain a beloved late night talk show host to death live on television. ... No matter how utterly badass that would be. Like, shrieklaugh your way out of that one, buddy! Keep slappin' that desk, man, nobody's coming!

-- No, but seriously. I'm a professional! We wanna get invited back, right? Gotta make a good first impression. We'll all be on our best behavior. Even the Ghouls. [ POINTEDLY: ] Especially the Ghouls.

Hm. Of any choice you could have made, you did choose the objectively best option. However, your fascination evokes suspicion. I know your mind. I may not be able to read your mind but I can read you.

Still. Opportunity is what you present me with. And I will capitalize on this. Very well.

You will give me places for which I can explore. And in exchange I will entertain you with my endeavors.

Freedom. For however long it lasts.